Date: 6th December 2009
Time: 11:55
Location: USOB Arena, EC Lounge

As per usual, the EC had gathered, to discuss all the super secret stuff that EC Members discuss. All far too important, entertaining and cool to go into details...

SCC: I swear, she would do ANYTHING to get into my Flammable Jumpsuit after I said that.

Fats: *scribbles down notes*

As said, far too important, entertaining and cool. As SCC goes to continue on his latest story of conquest with one of the wrassler's mothers, perhaps yours, Burnt turns away from his 150" projection screen, to the table where they are meant to be sitting around...

Burnt: Does anyone know where Clive is? He was supposed to be here half an hour ago...

Spinner: Not seen him. Not seen him in a while actually.

Icehawg: Christ! At least with Kiebs, you knew he would be attempting some sort of world takeover. We never know what the hell Clive is doing when he is not here!

In unison, they look to the doors of the EC office, expecting Clive to arrive. He doesn't.

Fats: Odd...usually that is the time for an arrival. Anyways...SCC...go on...

SCC: Ah yeah, [Wrassler Name]'s mother. She was all over me like a rash. Like the sort of rash that you get-

Clive: Hey guys! Sorry I am late. I was busy.

Spinner: Where have you been? My job is time consuming enough without having to wait about on you, for god knows what reason.

It is evident that Clive is standing a little weird. He is posing, actually. And he keeps glancing at his arms.

Burnt: Clive, get out the way of my screen. And what the hell are you doing?

Clive: Oh just keeping the guns in good condition. I mean, you have to take care of these bad boys.

SCC: So we can get back to my story, can you briefly summarise just what the **** you are talking about?

Clive: I been working out. At the gym. You know, putting in some big hours at the gym.

It really doesn't show. His arms are not exactly that much bigger, if at all. But he does continue to flex them.

Spinner: So...how long you been going to the gym?

Clive: I went this morning, before coming here, you know, for the burn. Can you tell?

Spinner: Cannot say I can.

Fats: Hey moron! Cut to the chase! SCC was TRYING to tell a good story. So hurry up, plug whatever you are plugging to us, and be on your way!

As you can no doubt tell, Fats LOVES Clive.

Clive: Well, during my one time at the gym, I decided to myself, that I would be excellent at Arm Wrestling. And I also happen to believe that this is now one of the wrassler's favourite past times. I am not sure why, but it is extremely coincidental. So, I am going to tour the feds, myself...well, myself and my lethal weapons here *flexes, clothes dont move* and go around challenging people to Arm Wrestling, with a stake. And I will become rich...and also provide something fun for the guys and gals to do, of course. It will be SUPER!

Fats: Hope you got a lot of your own money to burn...EC is not funding THAT, to see you get beaten over and over.

Clive: And if I do cough up the money for this?

Fats: Then I don't care.

Icehawg: Yeah, do what you want with your own money, just be careful not to injure the wrasslers, you killing machine.

The other members of the EC laugh a little, but Clive ignores them. He just flexes a little more. not that anyone can actually tell.

Fats:...So...is that it? Can we get back to Colt's story about [Wrassler Name, maybe yours] mom?

Clive: I guess so... unless you want to hear about my extensive single work out...

Icehawg: So...[Wrassler Name, probably yours]'s mother...

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So, you probably have an idea from that what will be going on in this month. I have chosen something very simple this month, due to it being a time of year wherein people have more pressing matters to deal with, but also something that can be fun, and also promotes Activity throughout the game. So, Clive will be going around the federations, challenging wrasslers to Arm Wrestling competitions. And here is how it will work:

Starting on the second week of the month, Clive will be visiting federations. He will ONLY be challenging people from that federation, and he will ONLY challenge people with a Semi-Active or Active Heat ranking, and ONLY if they are online when he is, so they can appear on the drop down menu given in the Wrassle Toolbar. You are NOT to challenge Clive

Sounds simple, right? Well, it is. And there is more...like, what you can win...

If you are Semi-Active when Clive arrives in the federation you are in, he will challenge you once. If you win, you get $500wb. If you lose, you lose $500wb.

If you are Active when Clive arrives in the federation you are in, he will challenge you twice. If you win, you get $1000wb for each win. If you lose, you lose $1000wb for each loss.

For the record, Clive will be adding a minimal amount of stats, so that it should be easy to win, but, there will be a chance of Clive winning. Otherwise, there is no real gamble to it. I would just be throwing wrasslebucks at you all, which is no fun at all. However, the statting will be so minimal, that most people would not have to worry. Remember, Clive is weak. So his stats will reflect that. Super!

You do NOT have to accept the challenges. If you get a challenge, and wish not to take part, simply refuse the challenge. However, if you accept it, you must PM me with the result. If you win and do not PM me, you will not win the money. If you lose and do not PM me, you will lose 5x the stake, and be banned from WWE's for the remainder of the month.

Future reports will indicate where Clive will be, and when. He may stay for a day, he may stay for a week. This is to prevent people from just being Active when Clive arrives, then dropping out when he leaves. He may even visit more than once. The commissioners will be given notice of when Clive will be around in the next few days.

So, do you feel lucky, lucky enough to accept Clive's challenge when you get it? Hope so! I shall be challenging you all soon...