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Brute Bernard writes...
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Brute sits in his chair and stares at the camera. He looks a little uncomfortable but it's not often he does something like this.

As a matter of fact in all the years he has been here.. counting this interview he has done a total of.. one. The big man clears his throat.

Brute, "Ready?"

Voice, "Who you talking to? It's only you and the camera."

Brute, "No, what I mean is, is the camera runnin.... nevermind!"

Another throat clearing episode.

Brute, "Brute here with an interview with the badass himself.... me."

Brute, "Ah Brute, how does it feel to be the newest SHOW-Time Champion?"

Brute, "A lot better then if I'd lost.. I'd like to thank Swingblade for giving me a great fight.. and also I'd like to congratulate.. myself on such an outstanding performance."

Brute, "SHOW-Time Champ, SHOW Tag team champ and one of the winning members of the T3SOB tag team."

Brute, "What can I say? I'm on a roll.."

Brute, "So what do you think of the Hall of Fame list?"

Brute, "Not much, my name isn't on there is it?"

Brute, "But let's be fair about it, what have you done besides be the most dominating man in Wrassle for the past four years?"

Brute, "Well, since you put it that way.. I haven't done very much other then that. I guess I can see why I was passed over now."

Brute, "Sour grapes?"

Brute, "No, just stating the facts. All those people on the list, and not one of them a true champion such as myself."

Brute, "Well that's a matter of opinion.. but let's move along shall we? How do you rate the people you are facing in SHOW these days."

Brute, "Put them all together and they wouldn't be a pimple on my ass."

Brute, "Big talk, so what are your plans for the future?"

Brute, "Total domination. I've got Cedrick bringing one Gene 'the superior' Tic out of retirement and between the two of us all I can see is total and complete domination."

Brute, "Gene Tic's coming out of retirement? That's news to me."

Brute, "Watch for it, the man's already in training down in the CWA, as soon as Cedrick gives me the word I am expecting us to be a force like no one has seen since.... since P.U.M.P. was dominating the scene a couple of years ago. Mark my words the two of us are going to rule SHOW with an iron fist."

Brute, "I expect some others will have something to say about that."

Brute, "I welcome them to try! Sure there are a few who might try to stand up to the force that is P.U.M.P. but they will be nothing but insignificant speed bumps for the mighiest duo that has ever graced wrassle. I'm putting the entire roster on notice! Watch over your shoulders my friends and get out of the way if you know what's good for you. Make no mistake, SHOW is the place to be and I welcome any and all challengers who have the guts to hit the place with their 'A' game.. try to bring anything else and you might as well stay home."

Brute, "I believe that says it all.. In closing I'd like to say this has been one of the most enlightening interviews I have ever been involved in. Oh and make no mistake what has been said here is the cold hard truth.. Brute is and will always be the man, if you think you can take him, you know where he will be. Cause baby it's Show time in the ultimate National, and Brute 'Badass' Bernard is the ultimate SHOW.."

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