A New Event for 2010

New Year, New Event. Are you tired of being beaten horribly all the time? If so, this event may be right up your street, you lucky loser...

Update: 8 places have been filled...More Info Soon...

Date: 28 December
Location: EC Headquarters, USOB Arena

Having been too busy with other duties over the festive period, finally the EC get to have their Xmas Party. Which would normally consist of Fats eating all the turkey before others had the chance, SCC talking about his most recent conquest with one (at least) of Santa's elves (female of course), and the others intently listening in, whilst a Christmas Movie would play in the background. This year it was Jingle All The Way, in which Arnie shouts at Sinbad for a toy, or something.

Clive was there as well, and by this time, had himself a little too much egg nog and Mulled Wine. His head was spinning slightly, as the members decided it was time to hand out presents. The presents were usually in jest, things that the other members surely would not care about. So Fats scoffed at his Gym Membership, as did Burnt with his "Adopted African Child" and Icehawg with his apology letter to a certain ex-wrassler that will not be mentioned. Spinner smirked at his two week vacation, being one that never seemed to take a break. As for SCC, well, he would probably never use those Magnums.

However, Clive was not too impressed when he seen his "present." A trophy. And it had been wrapped very tightly. With his right arm in a sling, due to his complete destruction in the Arm Wrestling Event, it made it ridiculously difficult to open. As if the other members had done so on purpose. Through his inability, and his drunkeness, it took longer to open the present, than it did for Clive to lose his temper. And all for a trophy.

Clive: What the **** is this supposed to be?

Icehawg: It is your trophy, for doing ever so well with the Arm Wrestling. We decided we might as well get you one, since you will never win one of your own.

Spinner: Read the inscription. You'll like it.

As the rest of the EC grinned, Clive knew full well that he would definitely NOT like what was written on the trophy. And sure enough, he was not best pleased.

Clive: BIGGEST LOSER? BIGGEST ****ING LOSER? What the hell guys? This is supposed to be fun! Why the hell did you do this?

Fats: Oh shut up you girl. It's a joke. You were the worst competitor in arm wrestling last month, so you deserve it.

Burnt: And with the sling, it's pretty obvious that you were the biggest loser last month. And you lost all that money from your own pocket. What was it, about 10k or so, with the USOB trip still to go?

Clive: **** you guys...I don't want this!

SCC: You are not meant to, moron.

Spinner: Hence, joke.

Icehawg: And to be fair, you are the biggest joke here Clive. We should have gotten that on the trophy. But, we decided on loser. Merry ****ing Christmas, loser.

Clive does not reply. He simply gets up, and stumbles out of the EC Lounge with the "trophy," to a chorus of laughs.

Clive: What the hell am I supposed to do with this? Biggest Loser? Why would someone WANT to be a loser...

Clive takes a moment or two to consider something, which is not advised whilst drunk.

Clive: Unless it was a tournament...

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THE BIGGEST LOSER

Welcome to The Biggest Loser Tournament. This tournament, will be running throughout the month of January.

There are some MAJOR differences in this tournament in comparison to any other WWE in the game. Here are a few of them:

This WWE will be solely SIM based.

In order to progress in the tournament, you have to LOSE on the sims and for RP purposes, you have to be beaten.

This is not a fed allocated tournament. Anyone can sign up for this event, regardless of whatever federation they are in. The only restriction is done by myself, in that, I will not allow people that I have zero knowledge of to take part. This only applies to CWA members. If I receive a PM from someone I am not aware of, I will contact Amp or Question Mark to find out if you are reliable enough to take part. That is the only restriction.

Rules of Tournament

There will be 8-16 participants, depending on feedback on PM. But assume it to be 8. This will be a first come, first serve basis. So if the first 8 that sign up are from CWA, and there is no other significant quantity of signings, then it would be them in the tournament. So if you wish to be in this, do contact me. I am the only person taking PMs about this, and as such I am the only person that should be contacted about wishing to join.

This tournament will be constructed in a similiar manner to other competitions, with the difference being that rounds will be held in federations, depending on demand.

Matches will last 48 hours, and there will be a Post Mimumum of 3 for every match. In addition, you will then have 24 hours from when the results are placed up, to provide a Match End. Failure to do so will result in a +3 to your score in the next round.
The federation that you are in will determine the scores, for example, if KFS (Kiebler Fighting System) is to be in play, or if INTs are to be used. If they are used typically, they are to be used for this tournament.

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Read all that and interested? Send me a PM, and as I receive participants, I will be adding them to this report.

The prize for The Biggest Loser will be $20k, and will be our first Biggest Loser. Depending on turnout, this may become a more regular event, or may not. That solely depends on the people that sign up for the tournament.

Good Luck in advance, to any potential loser...