Clive: So what do you guys think?
In the EC Headquarters, where all the important people sometimes hang about in, mainly just to hear Clive’s latest “idea” to laugh at, there is almost a silence. All that can be heard is Fats chewing away on a Blumpdog. They are still widely available. For Fats. Swivelling around from his seat to turn to the table, away from his 110" projection is Burnt. If only to try and break the silence.
Burnt: I have one question...will this actually make us money?
Clive: Of course it will! The market is HUGE right now.
Burnt: Well in that case, I am in.
Burnt swivels back round on his very plush seat, and goes back to watching whatever it may be on his 110” projection.
Spinner: Sounds like the type of thing we need to get more interest in the sport. But are you sure? I mean, will there be as much demand for this as you think?
Clive: I have no doubt in my mind.
Spinner: I mean, not to doubt what you are saying, but you have actually lost yourself a lot of money, with your Arm Wrestling challenges.
Clive: This is VERY different. You see, this is the perfect time for this to happen. We all know that this place hit a bad patch, and now, it’s turning round. Perfect time to launch this.
Icehawg: How long will it take until it’s ready?
Clive: A few months. But, they want to start on it right away, in the next week or so.
Icehawg: Estimation?
Clive: June. Just in time for Wrasslepalooza.
Fats: This, for once, may actually be a good idea from you Clive.
Clive: All my ideas are good. That is why you asked me to join you here. That’s why I got to where I am so fast.
Fats: Yeah, whatever you say. I never wanted you here anyways. Would have rather had Costello.
A roar of laughter comes out from all the EC members. What a crazy though. Costello. Even Clive joins in.
Fats: This better work. Or I will get a replacement for you.
SCC: Wait...I have been sitting thinking about this...will I need to do anything, or have anything to do with this process?
Clive: Not unless you want to.
SCC: Nah. But will I still get a share of the profits?
Clive: Yeah, you will get your cut.
SCC: Good. Not that I’m in it for the money. I’m in it for the hookers. But I need the money, for, well, you know. The hookers.
Icehawg: They don’t pay you yet?
SCC: No. I am still trying to work something out with them about that. I get a reduced rate though.
Clive: We all will get a handsome payment out of this. Hell, I am not doing this for the good of my health. We can bleed the fans dry with this! It will far surpass the money we make from selling out the PPVs across the federations, and other merchandise that we currently have.
Fats: Well stop talking about it, and get the wheels in ****ing motion already!
Clive just nods. An idea that the EC did not laugh him out the room about. It’s refreshing for Clive. The youngest EC member walks out the room, leaving the rest to do whatever they intend to do for the rest of their day. Clive has business to sort out. Which would convienently lead us right to the BRB...
This report will be continued....NOW!
Date: 02 March 2010
Time: 19:00
Location: Calgary, Alberta -
CWA Sportsplex
Clive: Right gents, you now have everything you need? I got you everything that you asked for, as you can see before you...
Standing outside of the ring, behind Clive, who has his back to them at this time, are eight wrasslers.
Obese: Man...what the **** is going on? Why the **** am I in Canada?
Malice: Maybe they thought you needed some more training. I must be here to supervise
Malice gives his curvy stablemate a playful nudge. Obese just grunts, then has a little waddle off.
Swingblade: Perhaps they want to show the CWA what the top champion in SHOW looks like, and what they can aspire to be...
Of course, Swingblade is not actually as vain to believe this, but, if Malice is going to talk his nonsense, and Swingblade holds the top title in SHOW, then figures he may as well join in. Besides, he is usually actually around CWA, showing the younger rookies the ropes.
Metal: Hate this place. And what's more, I had to come here with you Gates! Clive, why the **** did you drag us back here?
Gates: It's like we never left man! I swear this is like deja vu or something...
Of course referring to the fact that instead of going to the USOB Arena, Gates and Metal decided to come here, to CWA Sportsplex, and cause some hassle.
Ellie Murphy: I was in Day THREE of the USOB! I don't deserve to be in a Training Fed!
Malice repsonds by pointing at his belt, around his waist. He then points a little lower, and gives Ellie a wink. She is not impressed. Beside them stand Electric Shadow and JT Davison, the former a little worried about what is going on...
Electric Shadow: JT...have we been demoted? I knew Nikki was a bit stupid, but demoting US?
The Original Outlaw, JT Davison, slowly lowers his red shades, and looks over the rest of the competitors, before grinning.
JT Davison: Whatever this is, it's BIG! Think about it. There are some BIG names here.
Metal: Which is why I am wondering what the **** you two are doing here!
Gates laughs, and offers Metal a high five. Metal doesn't accept it. Gates is left hanging.
Clive: Right guys, and gal...you are here, for these men sitting here to watch you. You will notice that they have laptops, so you know they mean business.
No-one is impressed by the men with laptops. Everyone has one these days. Electric Shadow actually mumbles under his breath about having a better one.
Clive: These guys have hooked up their laptops to the ring, to the arena, and to these eight suits.
A collective groan is heard as Clive brings out what looks to be like seven all body swimsuits, and what looks like a tent.
Clive: That one is for you Eugene.
Obese would have said something back to Clive, but, during the rest of the participants speaking, he had waddled over to the complimentary buffet, and had himself a chicken breast in his mouth.
Metal: Ok...what the **** is this?
Clive: This, is the start of the programming for W[d]N - The Game!!! That's right. You eight have been chosen to be the wrasslers used, in order for the prgrammers to be able to pick up as much information as they can about the fun dynamics of wrassling, to put into the game. And we got a diverse collection. Fat, thin, old, young, white, black, face painted, woman, part-time stoner. Everything under one roof. Except a Toaster. That will be available on DLC sometime.
You will all have the same goal. You are to show off your wrassling skills, the vast array of moves you have, so that the programmers can capture them and put them into the game, what with their hi-tech laptops and gadgets.
You have been paired off, obviously, and basically, the better wrestler will win the match (in theory) so you will show that by winning. Then you will be called back for more "testing" and other fun stuff...probably. Super!
IMPORTANT: This round will have a word limit of 10,000 words. That may seem like a lot, but it is not really. Trust me.
VS
Malice
Metal
VS
Swingblade
Electric Shadow
VS
Ellie Murphy
Marcellus Gates
VS
Obese
JT Davison
Anyone that is DQ'ed from this event, for any reason, will be handed a 20,0000wbs fine, and will not be allowed to take part in Wrassle Wide Events with any wrassler under that handler, until May. So don't get DQ'ed.
Bar Room Brawl Schedule
2nd -7th March - First Round [submissions by 23:59:59 7th] via PM to Clive Windsor (link to where rewrite is, not actual rewrite)
8th - 9th - Judging on First Round.
10th - Results Report
11th - 16th - Round 2 [submissions by 23:59:59 16th] via PM to Clive Windsor (link to where rewrite is, not actual rewrite)
17th - 18th - Judging on Round 2.
19th - Results Report
20th - 26th - Final [submissions by 23:59:59 26th] via PM to Clive Windsor (link to where rewrite is, not actual rewrite)
27th - 28th - Judging Final
29th - Report on Final, winner, PRIZES!
PRIZES!
As the winner of the 2010 Bar Room Brawl, you will receive the following Prizes...
$60,000WBS 2 Free Dojo Moves (Extreme) 3 Months Extreme (Non-Extreme) Your name on the champions list
A place in the Wrasslepalooza infamous EC Vs Commissioners match, representing Clive Windsor (if wanted)
Good luck to all of the participants
Posted on Monday, March 01 @ 20:00:00 EST by Clive
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